Dear txting student,
I know you must have some pressing information to pass along in the form of a txt, but why don’t you wait till you have finished crossing the street?
Someone who would like to NOT run you over
Dear leftover Easter candy (specifically chocolate),
Why must you call my name so loudly from the depths of the pantry? I’m thinking if I hurry up and devour all of you, then I don’t have to resist you any longer. And that way you won’t be taking up that space in the pantry any more….ha ha!
Your biggest fan
The letter below was one I actually wrote in an email this past week (except for the signature part).
Dear student (workers),
I would like to remind you that if you make a mess, it is your responsibility to clean it up. I’m specifically talking about the coke that was spilled at the middle desk at circ. We came in to work today to a very sticky area. I cannot believe that someone would leave such a huge mess for someone else to clean up. It is not my job (or anyone else’s job) to clean up after you. Please be adults here and clean up after yourself!!
Your favorite supervisor 🙂